Author: Ryan

Guy 1: yeah

Guy 2: ow fanks 4 answering geezer know what I mean

Guy 3: gimme dat, where ya been fool, makin us rinse out our credit leavin messages n that

Guy 2: Mr dawes is well on the warpath with you bruv yeah

Guy 1: coz of da bag n that

Guy 2: wot bag cos you missed the lesson you cheat

Guy 3: gimme dat. Da bag werent a problem, tegsy never metioned it- he bottled it- oi u comin over to mine later to play computer

Guy 1:na man im at home now i got business i gotta run

Guy 3: what business

Guy 1: business that minds its own, im out

“These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like and powder. which, as they kiss, consume “

bad things have bad ends and in your success fail, it is like gun powder it flashs quike and then it is gone

https://ogn.theonion.com/patriotism-ftw-call-of-duty-mobile-will-now-only-al-1839045748

When Activision first released Call Of Duty: Mobile early this month, fans were psyched to have the iconic first-player shooter optimized for Android and iPhone. Now it looks like there’s, even more, to get excited about, because the developers just revealed that an upcoming update for the game will only allow players on the American side to wield or use firearms. Hell yeah!

This is a huge win for patriotic fans who loved Call Of Duty, but always wished the enemies of freedom had no recourse to fight back against our troops.

“We’ve listened to the overwhelming feedback of fans who considered it disrespectful that you could shoot and even kill American combatants in the game, and we’ve corrected this issue to make Call Of Duty: Mobile better than ever before,” Activision CEO Robert Kotick told OGN in an interview, confirming that while the updated game would continue to feature terrorists from around the globe, this version will give proper reverence to the sacrifices of the Founding Fathers by making every service member fighting on the American side completely invulnerable.

“Call Of Duty fans will get the same pulse-pounding action they’ve come to expect as they slaughter the unarmed, fleeing opponents who despise our way of life,” he added. “Meanwhile, those fighting against the American forces will be provided with a fresh range of options like never before, such as diving headfirst in front of a tank or attempting to pick up a grenade only to have it immediately explode in their hands.”

Kotick went on to get gamers even more excited about another update in early 2020 that would strip enemy combatants of all options except for getting down on their knees, crying, and begging for mercy from America’s great liberators.

USA! USA! These colors don’t run, baby!

Car Accident On TC Road.

Three teenagers were involved in a car crash on the access road to Treble Cone ski field earlier today. The two passengers appeared to be trapped in the vehicle and be suffering from severe cases of hypothermia as the temperature was dropping and the light was fading. No further information is available at this stage.

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long	level	smith + neo
close up	level	smith + neo
mind shot	level	smith + neo
long	low behind	smith + neo
midshot	low	neo
closeup	low level	neo
closeup	high	neo in the ship
closeup	level	neo spitting blood
closeup	low lookup	Trinity on the ship
mid	level	Trinity on the ship
closeup	low	smith
mid	level	neo
closeup	low	smith
mid	level	neo
closeup	low	smith FACE change
mid	level	neo is the one
mid zoom close up	level	neo
close up	level	smith is (Pissed)
mid	level	smith + neo fight
over the shoulder	level	smith + neo fight
mid	level	smith + neo fight
long	low	smith + neo fight
mid	level	smith + neo fight
mid	level	neo
close up pan	level	neo to smith
mid tracking	level	smith + neo fight
mid	level	smith + neo fight
mid	level	neo kicked into a wall
long	level	smith + neo fight

In the play “Romeo and Juliet” William Shakespeare invites the audience to explore the idea of fate. He does this through a number of different methods, including during the prologue, through metaphor and via the use of co-incidences.

Prologue:

Fate is first introduced in the play during the first 14 lines. In the prologue, the chorus says “ Two star crossed lovers take their lives” Shakespeare used this to place this idea of dying in the audience’s face. This is fate because the ending of the play is being predetermined to the audience. The prologue is one big statement giving the audience a short preview of the whole play.

Shakespeare introduces fate again in “The fearful passage of their death-mark’d love.” This means that fate was going to end up in death for both of them. When Romeo decides to go to Capulets party he decides to walk down the passage to his fateful death. The fearful passage is not an actual track, but a metaphor that means the path he is taking with Juliet to their death. The metaphor “Death mark’d love”, tells us that from the second Romeo and Juliet fell in love, they were doomed to death.

Metaphor:
Shakespeare hints at fate by writing it into many of the main characters lines “…He hath steerage of my sails directs my course.”. Shakespeare has written this metaphor. this is a metaphor because Romeo was calling himself a boat, and God is the Captain.  This is Romeo giving his life to a higher power that is God. Romeo is letting god direct his path because back in the Sixteen hundreds people in England thought that their lives have been planned out for them by a higher power.

Co-incidences:
Co-incidence is used in Romeo and Juliet to bring the message that anything can happen, even if you don’t plan it. An example of this is when Romeo and Juliet meet. They should not have met, but that fateful day Romeo and his gang just happen to bump into the Capulet servant with a list to the party. Romeo would not have gone to the party if he did not happen to see Rosalind’s name on the list. This is a co-incidence that Shakespeare has deliberately inserted into the play. If Romeo had never met that servant he would have never fallen in love with Juliet, and would probably have lived. We can consider co-incidences to be evidence of fate because in the 16th century people believed that their lives were planned out by God, and if something strange happened, like co-incidence, they would assume this was evidence of the hand of God.

Conclusion:

Fate comes up multiple times in this play in the way that death is littered all throughout the play, from the start to the very end. Shakespeare has hinted multiple times in this play of death using metaphors. I think that Shakespeare has written the play so well that the quotes are so unnoticeable until you actually look at them. This play is still relevant today, four hundred years later.

William Shakespeare includes the idea of fate in his play Romeo and Juliet.

William Shakespeare invites the audience to explore the idea of fate in his play, Romeo and Juliet.

Act 2, scene 6; when they meet Friar to get married

Enter Friar Lawrence and Romeo. FRIAR LAWRENCE So smile the heavens upon this holy act, That after-hours with sorrow chide us not! ROMEO Amen, amen! But come what sorrow can, It cannot countervail the exchange of joy That one short minute gives me in her sight. Do thou but close our hands with holy words, Then love-devouring death do what he dare, It is enough I may but call her mine. FRIAR LAWRENCE These violent delights have violent ends, And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which as they kiss consume. The sweetest honey Is loathsome in his own deliciousness, And in the taste confounds the appetite. Therefore love moderately: long love doth so; Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow. Enter Juliet. Here comes the lady. O, so light a foot Will ne’er wear out the everlasting flint; A lover may bestride the gossamers That idles in the wanton summer air, And yet not fall; so light is vanity. JULIET Good even to my ghostly confessor. FRIAR LAWRENCE Romeo shall thank thee, daughter, for us both. JULIET As much to him, else is his thanks too much. ROMEO Ah, Juliet, if the measure of thy joy Be heap’d like mine, and that thy skill be more To blazon it, then sweeten with thy breath This neighbor air, and let rich music’s tongue Unfold the imagin’d happiness that both Receive in either by this dear encounter. JULIET Conceit, more rich in matter than in words, Brags of his substance, not of ornament; They are but beggars that can count their worth, But my true love is grown to such excess I cannot sum up sum of half my wealth. FRIAR LAWRENCE Come, come with me, and we will make short work, For by your leaves, you shall not stay alone Till Holy Church incorporate two in one. Exeunt.

FRIAR LAWRENCE I do not want to marry you because your parents are fighting and it is after hours of churchtime. ROMEO Come on, please! Can you not feel the joy in the air, of how much we truly love each other? Please marry us Friar. I will not leave this church until i can call her mine. FRIAR LAWRENCE I cannot marry you both, because of your two banishments. You cannot be together. The heavens will not allow it, and your parents will be furious with me. Let your parents decide who you shall marry, then the heavens will agree. Enter Juliet. Here comes the fat, heavy-footed Juliet, just like an elephant. She’ll wer out the floor with all her stomping around. JULIET Good evening Friar, FRIAR LAWRENCE You should both get out of my sight before I get your parents down here. JULIET We came to you for a reason, but you’re not being very helpful. ROMEO So we will have to go find another priest to marry us because you can’t change how we feel about each other. JULIET We are fortunately so rich in love for each other, you cannot separate us. FRIAR LAWRENCE Get out of my sight, you unholy thenes. Go, go, make it quick and make sure the door doesn’t hit you on the way out. I shall make sure that your parents know about this.

Paris stirs into Julets toom. Romeo arrives at Frias cell and sees Paris they get into a fight and Paris dies. Romeo stagers his way up to the toom and sits by her side and proceeds to drink the poison. julet wakes up to the sight of Romeo dead body. julet finds Romeo’s knife and kills herself. everyone comes to Frias cell and Fria explains everything.

Friar John and Friar Lawrence have a chat about Romeo’s letter, John says that has he was going to deliver the letter he fell sick and had to go into Quinten. friar Lawrence asks for a crowbar so he can get Juliet out of the coffin.